fuck

ahahahaha wtf

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(via take-a-better-look)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via forever-without-you)